American Express is currently offering a $25,000 cash bonus offer for their coveted Black Centurion card, which for years has remained a closely guarded secret.
In an unprecedented unveiling of this exclusive credit card, American Express representatives indicated they are looking to “expand the reach of our snobbishness.”
American Express will send out personal invitations to select American Express cardholders offering them access to their own Centurion Black credit card and all of the privileges that celebrity entails.
Plus, all new members will receive 100,000 bonus Centurion Rewards Points with their first purchase, which can be redeemed for $25,000 in hard cash or other great rewards.
Although $25,000 is great, let’s face it, if you receive an invitation to this Centurion card bonus offer, then you probably don’t really need it, so why not take advantage of some of the other once-in-a-lifetime bonus rewards.
You could redeem your 100,000 points for a night of drinking at clubs with Paris Hilton, known for flashing her Black Card around Hollywood, where she’ll provide you with unlimited pole dancing and later puke in your lap.
You could also receive an all-exclusive around-the-world flight on Virgin Atlantic personally accompanied by owner Richard Branson. That’s right, you’ll enjoy Richard’s uncanny charm on a 24-hour flight leaving any airport in the world and returning to that same airport, because, as Richard puts it, “luxury is in the journey, not the destination.”
In addition to this Black Centurion credit card bonus offer, American Express is offering one lucky customer exclusive access to their brand new ultra-chic iCard, a joint venture of American Express and Apple.
Not just a credit card anymore, the iCard is also a phone, computer, GPS system, personal diary, entertainment center, universal remote control, garage opener, and so much more as well as a credit card with unlimited spending power, plus it has that all important wow factor that you just won’t be able to get with the Centurion card anymore.
If you are a current American Express card member, check your mailbox today for this exclusive offer for your very own American Express Centurion credit card and start spreading your vanity on the world.
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